abr19 a las 2:11 P.M.
Moi et les trois chats joyeux == == ==
WHERE ARE MY GLASSES
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time.
Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing, I said.
Talking about my “doing something useful” seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.
She was “only thinking of me” she said, and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the rest of the gang..
I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.
I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She replied, “Are you nuts? You are 78 years old, and now you’re going to start jumping out of airplanes?”
I told her that I even got a membership card and e-mailed a copy to her.
She immediately telephoned me, “Good grief, Mother, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club.!”
“Oh goodness,” I exclaimed, ” I’m in trouble; I really don’t know what to do… I signed up for five jumps a week!”
The line went quiet and then my son-in-law picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun …